Season 9 Episode 5a
Ahhh, the opera. Previously popularized in cartoons like What’s Opera, Doc with Bugs Bunny, with songs from Rossini and Wagner operas, it comes to Arthur with Bizet’s Carmen. Mr. Crosswire has a decent taste in something for once, as I remember playing the Carmen suite in my high school band and really liking it. But Muffy was unsure about several things, first and foremost staying awake during the opera. I looked it up and the run time is just 3 hours and 15 minutes, way shorter than the Wagner opera that Bailey was singing an excerpt of for her (if we’re being honest, Bailey should probably quit his job with the Crosswires and make opera his career). And it’s also understandable that Muffy would be apprehensive about going to the opera, because someone usually dies at the end of one.
In that Bugs Bunny episode, the songs from those operas get unique lyrics in English to make them more memorable to younger audiences, and that’s what happens here too. Muffy’s visualization of it is hilarious, especially the words “Goodbye, you lose” and “boy bands” during the iconic arias “Habañera” and “Toreador.” Muffy did doze off while listening to Binky’s CD, but you have to appreciate her using her imagination. And although very little time of the episode is devoted to her actually at the opera, she likes it enough to want to go to another one. More evidence that it's hard to judge something before you actually experience it.
The “Word from Us Kids” segment in this one is one of my favorites as well, with Rodney Gilfry writing an opera with the kids about dodgeball. That last “Dooooodgebaallllllll” of his at the end would work well for the movie Dodgeball as well. Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge!
"That’s not fair
You’re out, you’re out, you’re out, that’s cheating
You hit me in the face
You have to throw from the line, your foot was on the line
You have to throw below the waist
You’re out, you’re out, you’re out!
Doooooooodgebaaaaaaaaaaaallll!"
By Guthrie Edson